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PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

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Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


PUSHOVER -


TAGS: old toddler ringing phone answer
Rating: 4.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 4:55 pm
A little girl did this to me at the mall. I was in record store, and a little girl walks up to me and gives me the toy phone. I looked around and said "Agents, what do they want?" The little girl didn't get it, but here mama thought it was a laugh.
phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 2:22 pm
love it!


GED -




SOLITUDE - MAY CALENDAR -




DREAMS -


TAGS: dreams question answer
Rating: 4.9/5

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WillH - April 22, 2011, 1:26 am
Why so serious? Where's the lulz?
Sean - April 20, 2011, 3:14 pm
You can't spell "DREAMS" without "REAMS."
Greeny - April 20, 2011, 6:34 am
Very nice Steph!
spacedog - April 19, 2011, 6:16 pm
Nicely done steph1. 5L
alldayfighter - April 19, 2011, 5:41 pm
wonderful
GySgt1811 - April 19, 2011, 4:12 pm
Well done! 5 great hopes!
marlygirl - April 19, 2011, 2:19 pm
darn typos... I meant 5L
marlygirl - April 19, 2011, 2:18 pm
%l, cool pic too


IGNORANCE -


TAGS: calendar ignorance correct answer mariand
Rating: 4.84/5

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spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:29 pm
when you get sent to the office every day it's easy to hear gossip amoungst the office staff I know this from experience
5butjam - April 6, 2012, 9:33 pm
Wait, RonE... how would it not have a solution? Plug it into the quadratic formula and you've got the answer in seconds!
mariand - April 5, 2012, 12:06 pm
Guys, don't worry, the one who was tested, it had the right solution... for that situation... BTW, Rick, your solution for the quadratic equation is corect.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 11:59 am
Seems like we stepped on a nerve with mister rone here... And Rick... ever occur to you that I was being ignorant as well?? maybe you should take a step back some time ;) just saying
RonE - April 5, 2012, 11:43 am
The actual solution cannot be determined this is a bogus question. As stated in the ph**o... just sayin.
Rick69 - April 5, 2012, 11:36 am
Fool... I was being ignorant on purpose, as defined by this poster... (I think I fooled him)... Yeah that's right, I WAS doing it RIGHT all along... (he definitely feels like an idiot now... I wonder if he can read my mi-- Fffuuuuu...)
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 11:22 am
Correction Rick: x = -3 OR x = -2 x can not have 2 values at the same time... 5L
Rick69 - April 5, 2012, 11:06 am
x = -3 & x = -2 . . . Just in case you were wondering. . .
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 9:10 am
OOOH, YEAH. well played


PEOPLE LIKE THIS - are so dense, light bends around them.


TAGS: stupid retard dumb idiot textfake yahoo answers
Rating: 3.97/5

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aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:19 am
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them... [x2]
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:25 pm
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them...
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:59 am
Look what Cam found online!!!


HEARTACHE -


TAGS: lose somebody searching reasons answers
Rating: 4.52/5

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ElleWhyInIn - January 1, 2012, 11:40 pm
I love this. I just lost my Grandfather on 12/28 and my dad only has hours left. This is extremely powerful. Thank you for this perfection


GAME SHOW -


TAGS: questions options answers
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:31 pm
If it is it's a spoof of Who Wants to be a millionaire. Glad you like it. Thanks
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:30 pm
Merci Mr. Gary
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:30 pm
Thank you Grey...glad no one has asked me to pronounce those!
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:29 pm
I'd like to thank a friend please!
Rudedog - January 14, 2013, 8:30 pm
My new screen saver. Is that from SNL?
GaryO - January 14, 2013, 11:29 am
Good'n Missy
Greybeard - January 14, 2013, 4:34 am
Ha Ha Ha Ha. Super poster.
ughomer - January 13, 2013, 9:53 pm
Brilliant!


MARKETING CHALLENGE -




ARMS FORT - Puts the AT-AT to shame...


TAGS: arms fort armored core for answer
Rating: 2.76/5

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wtf - October 3, 2008, 9:09 pm
man, let them have their nerd fun


LOOKING FOR ANSWERS - They may not be at the bottom of a bottle but what the hell, it can't hurt to try.


TAGS: answers bottom bottle cant hurt
Rating: 4.82/5

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ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:47 pm
King of "Look What I Found" You get a 5 just for the halibut.


CONSTANCY -




THE TRUTH -


TAGS: frightening too big for us enjoy life as it is anarchy and change are not the answer thik about it before you comment or rate
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:19 pm
What's sad is genuine homeless people are ignored because of frauds. In my town, every weekend, like clockwork, it's the same 23 year old guy, his wife, and 2 year old on the corner asking for gas money. NO JOKE.
AdmiralAckbar - September 27, 2010, 9:37 pm
well done
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 8:25 pm
It Took A Lot, Seriously It Did. Thanks
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 8:22 pm

solid 5 hammy. impressive.


OUR MODS - always ready with helpful advice all over the net


TAGS: gs got best answer
Rating: 4.88/5

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jeffhardy25 - June 8, 2011, 2:50 pm
5/5 party poping p****es
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:06 pm
its soo funny, idk what to say
RagTopDriver - October 14, 2010, 5:48 pm
lmao so hard I farted
redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 8:13 pm
This one needs more than 5 XD
Zealot - June 11, 2010, 2:57 pm
mods: f*** YEAH
forseti - June 11, 2010, 7:29 am
Grey knows the best about the things which can come out of a stitch... 5L!
John R - June 11, 2010, 6:41 am
Bwahahaha - Yahoo! Answers, taken seriously throughout the known Universe.. 18 Lions for the guy who got best answer!
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
LOL
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:50 pm

if that is where your "drip" is coming from....well, lets say that you may be beyond medical a**istance
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
Next question... what does that have to do with cleaning out your ears? Nyuk, nyuk.
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:41 pm

the doc at the "free clinic"
CANADA - June 10, 2010, 8:30 pm
ouch! lol! 5L
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:29 pm
They who???
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:28 pm

did it hurt when they put the Q-Tip in for the sample?
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:28 pm
I'll let you know when mine stops.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:24 pm
I just remember a slow drip, drip. drip. Is that a problem? 5L
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm
LOL!!!
pzykosiz - June 10, 2010, 7:07 pm
that would be so cool. 5L's
GreyScorpion - June 10, 2010, 4:53 pm
LMAO!! I just didn't think anybody would find out about my moonlighting. 5L
pieman - June 10, 2010, 11:59 am
If only PeeWee Herman would have talked to GS first. It would have been a much funnier story.
R.S.Jake - June 10, 2010, 11:52 am
Way to go GS! Best answer ever!


Married Long Enough -


TAGS: married husband wife answers questions safe
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 9:13 am
What was that? I had sand stuck in my ears.
CloudchaserS - February 18, 2014, 4:08 am
Women ask that because they are fat and know it but they don't like it and are seeking reassurance that they're not, thus sticking their head in the sand instead of dealing with the problem
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 11:30 pm
Eventually answering with a question can save your life...teehee.
mariand - February 17, 2014, 4:35 pm
I thought it's bad to answer with a question..means that I'm not married for long enough? :))))


RESIGNATION -




THE PROBLEM WITH RELIGION -


TAGS: problem relion answers no questions
Rating: 3.81/5

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Budog - February 24, 2012, 10:08 pm
DW, I didn't realize that is what the pic depicts. Thanks for the info. I guess someone had to keep Loki that trickster out of trouble. Thor could handle it, he would be to much for today's ministers.
DaunWan - February 24, 2012, 7:42 pm
Yes, the very religious depiction of THOR sewing LOKI's face to his sleeve. That's in Second Perrenials, right?
GaryO - February 24, 2012, 10:26 am
Ah yes, I see that now. Thought it was just another thought provoking p*******…
Zetmonk - February 24, 2012, 4:20 am
I thought he was going for the eye. ;-)
gas - February 23, 2012, 11:09 pm
ahh ok, I wondered if it was some kind of representation of Jesus and Judas and I was missing something "biblical" U_u
Budog - February 23, 2012, 10:11 pm
Notice the one person is about the other persons mouth shut. It is there, but it does make you think to figure it out...
Greeny - February 23, 2012, 8:09 pm
I'd say it's an artistical cry for help
maoworks2 - February 23, 2012, 3:44 pm
I Have A Question ?
gas - February 23, 2012, 3:12 pm
I liked the text, but I don't get the picture.. what it's supposed to be?


GOOGLE -




Wrinkles -


TAGS: seniors question answer wrinkles remedy
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 19, 2014, 12:07 am
Anytime...what are friends for!
Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 11:51 pm
Thanks for the tip. LMAO :)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 11:27 pm
You've got a bad set of 'em there Grey! You best try the treatment where the elastic waistband is somewhere down around the ankles.
Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 11:23 pm
Hmmmmm, I'm gonna try going Fruit of the Loomless. It just might pull out the crowsfeet I've noticed lately...
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 11:03 pm
Sorry Mr. Gary, it's tee hee. So close though.
GaryO - August 18, 2014, 8:28 pm
heh heh
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 6:17 pm
Thanks and that's ok, 'specially knowin' it made ya vomit...almost. MAD it is then.
Reality Lord - August 18, 2014, 6:07 pm

most excellent dear priss. sorry about your other poster...the one demonstrating the effect. lol


The Odd Couple -


TAGS: insanity questions answers demons psycho
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - September 6, 2014, 10:20 am
Bingo


QUESTION: WHO'S YOUR DADDY? - Answer: I'm not sure. Can somebody tell me who the Hell Rod Stewart is?


TAGS: question answer baby hair rodstewart
Rating: 3.83/5

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MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 6:45 pm
Thanks Inspector!
TheSanityInspector - May 19, 2012, 5:53 pm
Cute!


ANSWER: - Nobody!!




Pantyhose -


TAGS: riddle animals answer pantyhose humour
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 17, 2014, 2:02 am
Thanks for the votes Silvie. Sorry but I gotta run (get it, run, pantyhose...oh screw it, you're a guy, you won't get it)
Silverheart - June 16, 2014, 12:05 pm

5 Nyans & a thhhhbbbtttt (love it!)
MissPriss - June 16, 2014, 3:46 am
Thanks grey...made me happy that it made you happy!
Greybeard - June 16, 2014, 1:40 am
Ha ha ha. LMAO. 5L/Fav'd


CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT -




IN LIFE -


TAGS: wrong infinite answer
Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:52 pm

lolz
mariand - September 6, 2011, 12:09 pm
nope...it doe5n't


WHEN YOU'VE GOT NOWHERE TO TURN -




INDUSTRIAL THINKING CAP -




WAITING FOR ANSWER -


TAGS: waiting for answer kirk star trek military orders
Rating: 3.65/5

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Father Zen - November 23, 2009, 6:56 pm
To prove that I am that much of a geek, . . . General Order 12 covers approaching a vehicle when communications have not been established. For Direct Order 102, look at the 101 ways book Kirk is holding.
Zed - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm
Well, it's been over a decade since I've seen this one, but it's something about "no uncoded messages over compromised frequencies" or something.
boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:15 am
ok im srry i follow starwars so i wouldn't know what direct order 102 is. what is it?
Woodywood03a - September 29, 2009, 1:07 am
You are funny but sick. You are smart but dumb. Do you know Direct order 102?


INVISIBLE INK - When even the teachers makes fun of you




MANLY MEN -


TAGS: the only answer would be c
Rating: 4.43/5

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CANADA - March 22, 2010, 6:26 pm
LMAO! 5L
phydeaux - March 22, 2010, 5:08 pm
A true manly man would answer "C" to all those questions. 5 up kilt sh**s!


SIMPLE QUESTION -




PETROGLYPHS - Ancient doodles meant to confuse Or cave men trying to amuse.




Cynical -


TAGS: cynical answers password security questions
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - June 29, 2014, 1:42 am

Flippin brilliant! So where was your father born, anyway?


Answers -




And So It Starts -




Relationship Advice -


TAGS: yahoo questions crotchety answers
Rating: 5/5

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kwill - October 2, 2016, 4:54 pm
B-b-b-but, he's not 21.


AREN'T YOU SPECIAL -


TAGS: all the answers softerwolrd
Rating: 4.93/5

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Rudedog - December 21, 2012, 12:15 am
Twist on an old quote
GaryO - December 20, 2012, 9:57 pm
love a truism


Huh? -


TAGS: answer internet question wrong huh
Rating: 4.92/5

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beastmaster - September 9, 2014, 7:05 pm
:) Thanks.
EmilioDumphque - August 21, 2014, 12:59 am
Genius!!


Dear Child -


TAGS: man god questions answers humour
Rating: 4.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 2, 2014, 3:10 pm
After all, God's an alien. Of course his sense of humor is a little different!
alanp1 - July 2, 2014, 12:16 pm
As Abe Lincoln said, "They would come in handy if he were to have a child."


PLASTIC SURGERY - Answers your dreams of becoming the person you've spent years trying to be.


TAGS: plasticsurgery dreams time answers
Rating: 4.13/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:47 pm
Are you in a coalition with other males of your species? Group discount! Thanks for the comment cloud.
CloudchaserS - May 6, 2012, 12:38 am
I'm not interested in plastic surgery. At least not until the technology to change my appearance to that of a Canis Rufus Anthropomorphis becomes available.


WAIT A MINUTE - Is OD working for the government now?


TAGS: straight answers from the overlord
Rating: 4.07/5

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Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 3:41 pm
Brilliant!


THE MOST ANCIENT QUANDRY - Why did the chicken cross the road? . In this case, most likely looking for a better Tailor.


TAGS: old chicken joke with answer
Rating: 4/5

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fan4camping - May 31, 2012, 4:52 pm
Not if she uses the cross-walk, heh
EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 3:18 pm
Too far to go around.
mariand - May 17, 2012, 6:58 pm
yeah...sure


BED -


TAGS: so many questions so few to answere them
Rating: 3.09/5

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MisterJJ - April 1, 2010, 1:21 am
Hehe. Actually, yes I have. My daughter kept writing "b" and "d" the wrong way so I had her use this as a way to remember which way they go.


BLIMPIN' -


TAGS: the answer my friend is blowin in the wind the answer is blowin in the winddddd
Rating: 2.27/5

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agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 6:23 pm
LOL! Dammit!
MO - July 12, 2009, 6:16 pm
She did? I missed it...
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 5:46 pm
MO? You taking sh**s at Bria now? After she proved herself?
MO - July 12, 2009, 5:33 pm
That was a bria comment wasn't it?
MO - July 12, 2009, 5:27 pm
Blimpin' aint easy! So I've heard...
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 5:21 pm
True dat.
Sean - July 12, 2009, 5:18 pm
And you know what? It doesn't even bother them. Sheesh.
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 5:15 pm
Hahaha! They can't steer.


Only You -


TAGS: hospital husband question stupid answer
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 14, 2015, 7:59 pm
Jesus you didn't miss a thing...teehee. Thanks for the vote.
JesusWept - May 20, 2015, 8:07 pm
I can't belive i missed this one. Outstanding! 5 L's
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:39 pm
Nice to have another gal that understands...teehee.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:37 pm
Thanks Thedge!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:36 pm
We do so...but only how we want to hear it!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:36 pm
Ha...hurts to even blink.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:35 pm
Mr. Gary your comment reeks of experience.
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 8:49 am
nice slam! LOL! Lions ROTFL!
Thedge - November 25, 2014, 8:03 am
Omission, often the wiser part of valor. 5'd.
Oldsod - November 25, 2014, 7:13 am
See? Women don't want hone5ty...
EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2014, 3:13 am
Not a wink, your honor, not a wink!
GaryO - November 24, 2014, 9:52 pm
awww, yeaaaaah


Kisses -


TAGS: man memory lipstick collar wife question answer
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 16, 2016, 12:07 pm
Thanks 'cern
concern3 - April 16, 2016, 5:02 am
Clever, UP yours


Math -


TAGS: math student question answer
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 25, 2016, 7:23 pm
thanks 'cern
concern3 - September 25, 2016, 4:28 am
nice, UP yours


Inquisitive -


TAGS: question answer research truth fear
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 12, 2015, 8:40 am
love this'n


What's my sign? -


TAGS: stupid pick up line answered
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 5, 2016, 6:49 am
Thanks, JW!
JesusWept - April 5, 2016, 3:37 am
LOL sure is. ^^^^^Up


Honey? -


TAGS: question every man dreads answering
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 16, 2016, 11:05 am
Thanks, Cern! Its a chick thing---don't worry about it. Just tell us we look great, unless we're about to embarrass ourselves. We DO expect you to protect our a**ets!
concern3 - April 16, 2016, 11:00 am
why do woman with great a**es ask that? UP yours


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