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PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am, #239258
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm, #135974
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


PUSHOVER -


TAGS: old toddler ringing phone answer
Rating: 4.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 4:55 pm, #252912
A little girl did this to me at the mall. I was in record store, and a little girl walks up to me and gives me the toy phone. I looked around and said "Agents, what do they want?" The little girl didn't get it, but here mama thought it was a laugh.
phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 2:22 pm, #226667
love it!


GED -




SOLITUDE - MAY CALENDAR -




DREAMS -


TAGS: dreams question answer
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by steph1

WillH - April 22, 2011, 1:26 am, #217061
Why so serious? Where's the lulz?
Sean - April 20, 2011, 3:14 pm, #216880
You can't spell "DREAMS" without "REAMS."
Greeny - April 20, 2011, 6:34 am, #216850
Very nice Steph!
spacedog - April 19, 2011, 6:16 pm, #216802
Nicely done steph1. 5L
alldayfighter - April 19, 2011, 5:41 pm, #216799
wonderful
GySgt1811 - April 19, 2011, 4:12 pm, #216793
Well done! 5 great hopes!
marlygirl - April 19, 2011, 2:19 pm, #216784
darn typos... I meant 5L
marlygirl - April 19, 2011, 2:18 pm, #216783
%l, cool pic too


IGNORANCE -


TAGS: calendar ignorance correct answer mariand
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by mariand

spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:29 pm, #232960
when you get sent to the office every day it's easy to hear gossip amoungst the office staff I know this from experience
5butjam - April 6, 2012, 9:33 pm, #232859
Wait, RonE... how would it not have a solution? Plug it into the quadratic formula and you've got the answer in seconds!
mariand - April 5, 2012, 12:06 pm, #232764
Guys, don't worry, the one who was tested, it had the right solution... for that situation... BTW, Rick, your solution for the quadratic equation is corect.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 11:59 am, #232762
Seems like we stepped on a nerve with mister rone here... And Rick... ever occur to you that I was being ignorant as well?? maybe you should take a step back some time ;) just saying
RonE - April 5, 2012, 11:43 am, #232761
The actual solution cannot be determined this is a bogus question. As stated in the ph**o... just sayin.
Rick69 - April 5, 2012, 11:36 am, #232760
Fool... I was being ignorant on purpose, as defined by this poster... (I think I fooled him)... Yeah that's right, I WAS doing it RIGHT all along... (he definitely feels like an idiot now... I wonder if he can read my mi-- Fffuuuuu...)
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 11:22 am, #232759
Correction Rick: x = -3 OR x = -2 x can not have 2 values at the same time... 5L
Rick69 - April 5, 2012, 11:06 am, #232758
x = -3 & x = -2 . . . Just in case you were wondering. . .
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 9:10 am, #232750
OOOH, YEAH. well played


PEOPLE LIKE THIS - are so dense, light bends around them.


TAGS: stupid retard dumb idiot textfake yahoo answers
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Cam

aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:19 am, #126533
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them... [x2]
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:25 pm, #122119
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them...
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:59 am, #121344
Look what Cam found online!!!


HEARTACHE -


TAGS: lose somebody searching reasons answers
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

ElleWhyInIn - January 1, 2012, 11:40 pm, #227172
I love this. I just lost my Grandfather on 12/28 and my dad only has hours left. This is extremely powerful. Thank you for this perfection


GAME SHOW -


TAGS: questions options answers
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:31 pm, #242542
If it is it's a spoof of Who Wants to be a millionaire. Glad you like it. Thanks
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:30 pm, #242541
Merci Mr. Gary
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:30 pm, #242540
Thank you Grey...glad no one has asked me to pronounce those!
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:29 pm, #242539
I'd like to thank a friend please!
Rudedog - January 14, 2013, 8:30 pm, #242462
My new screen saver. Is that from SNL?
GaryO - January 14, 2013, 11:29 am, #242455
Good'n Missy
Greybeard - January 14, 2013, 4:34 am, #242449
Ha Ha Ha Ha. Super poster.
ughomer - January 13, 2013, 9:53 pm, #242443
Brilliant!


MARKETING CHALLENGE -




ARMS FORT - Puts the AT-AT to shame...


TAGS: arms fort armored core for answer
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by Darth Uriel

wtf - October 3, 2008, 9:09 pm, #25554
man, let them have their nerd fun


LOOKING FOR ANSWERS - They may not be at the bottom of a bottle but what the hell, it can't hurt to try.


TAGS: answers bottom bottle cant hurt
Rating: 4.82/5

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ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:47 pm, #229327
King of "Look What I Found" You get a 5 just for the halibut.


CONSTANCY -




OUR MODS - always ready with helpful advice all over the net


TAGS: gs got best answer
Rating: 4.88/5

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jeffhardy25 - June 8, 2011, 2:50 pm, #219695
5/5 party poping p****es
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:06 pm, #218916
its soo funny, idk what to say
RagTopDriver - October 14, 2010, 5:48 pm, #198289
lmao so hard I farted
redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 8:13 pm, #180502
This one needs more than 5 XD
Zealot - June 11, 2010, 2:57 pm, #179925
mods: f*** YEAH
forseti - June 11, 2010, 7:29 am, #179884
Grey knows the best about the things which can come out of a stitch... 5L!
John R - June 11, 2010, 6:41 am, #179880
Bwahahaha - Yahoo! Answers, taken seriously throughout the known Universe.. 18 Lions for the guy who got best answer!
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm, #179838
LOL
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:50 pm, #179835

if that is where your "drip" is coming from....well, lets say that you may be beyond medical a**istance
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm, #179831
Next question... what does that have to do with cleaning out your ears? Nyuk, nyuk.
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:41 pm, #179823

the doc at the "free clinic"
CANADA - June 10, 2010, 8:30 pm, #179821
ouch! lol! 5L
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:29 pm, #179820
They who???
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:28 pm, #179818

did it hurt when they put the Q-Tip in for the sample?
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:28 pm, #179817
I'll let you know when mine stops.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:24 pm, #179816
I just remember a slow drip, drip. drip. Is that a problem? 5L
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm, #179813
LOL!!!
pzykosiz - June 10, 2010, 7:07 pm, #179795
that would be so cool. 5L's
GreyScorpion - June 10, 2010, 4:53 pm, #179788
LMAO!! I just didn't think anybody would find out about my moonlighting. 5L
pieman - June 10, 2010, 11:59 am, #179778
If only PeeWee Herman would have talked to GS first. It would have been a much funnier story.
R.S.Jake - June 10, 2010, 11:52 am, #179777
Way to go GS! Best answer ever!


RESIGNATION -




THE PROBLEM WITH RELIGION -


TAGS: problem relion answers no questions
Rating: 3.81/5

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Budog - February 24, 2012, 10:08 pm, #230121
DW, I didn't realize that is what the pic depicts. Thanks for the info. I guess someone had to keep Loki that trickster out of trouble. Thor could handle it, he would be to much for today's ministers.
DaunWan - February 24, 2012, 7:42 pm, #230099
Yes, the very religious depiction of THOR sewing LOKI's face to his sleeve. That's in Second Perrenials, right?
GaryO - February 24, 2012, 10:26 am, #230069
Ah yes, I see that now. Thought it was just another thought provoking p*******…
Zetmonk - February 24, 2012, 4:20 am, #230060
I thought he was going for the eye. ;-)
gas - February 23, 2012, 11:09 pm, #230055
ahh ok, I wondered if it was some kind of representation of Jesus and Judas and I was missing something "biblical" U_u
Budog - February 23, 2012, 10:11 pm, #230054
Notice the one person is about the other persons mouth shut. It is there, but it does make you think to figure it out...
Greeny - February 23, 2012, 8:09 pm, #230051
I'd say it's an artistical cry for help
maoworks2 - February 23, 2012, 3:44 pm, #230032
I Have A Question ?
gas - February 23, 2012, 3:12 pm, #230028
I liked the text, but I don't get the picture.. what it's supposed to be?


GOOGLE -




Wrinkles -


TAGS: seniors question answer wrinkles remedy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 19, 2014, 12:07 am, #256267
Anytime...what are friends for!
Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 11:51 pm, #256266
Thanks for the tip. LMAO :)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 11:27 pm, #256264
You've got a bad set of 'em there Grey! You best try the treatment where the elastic waistband is somewhere down around the ankles.
Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 11:23 pm, #256263
Hmmmmm, I'm gonna try going Fruit of the Loomless. It just might pull out the crowsfeet I've noticed lately...
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 11:03 pm, #256261
Sorry Mr. Gary, it's tee hee. So close though.
GaryO - August 18, 2014, 8:28 pm, #256259
heh heh
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 6:17 pm, #256257
Thanks and that's ok, 'specially knowin' it made ya vomit...almost. MAD it is then.
Reality Lord - August 18, 2014, 6:07 pm, #256256

most excellent dear priss. sorry about your other poster...the one demonstrating the effect. lol


The Odd Couple -


TAGS: insanity questions answers demons psycho
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - September 6, 2014, 10:20 am, #256592
Bingo


THE TRUTH -


TAGS: frightening too big for us enjoy life as it is anarchy and change are not the answer thik about it before you comment or rate
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:19 pm, #244838
What's sad is genuine homeless people are ignored because of frauds. In my town, every weekend, like clockwork, it's the same 23 year old guy, his wife, and 2 year old on the corner asking for gas money. NO JOKE.
AdmiralAckbar - September 27, 2010, 9:37 pm, #195809
well done
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 8:25 pm, #195803
It Took A Lot, Seriously It Did. Thanks
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 8:22 pm, #195802

solid 5 hammy. impressive.


QUESTION: WHO'S YOUR DADDY? - Answer: I'm not sure. Can somebody tell me who the Hell Rod Stewart is?


TAGS: question answer baby hair rodstewart
Rating: 3.83/5

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MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 6:45 pm, #234852
Thanks Inspector!
TheSanityInspector - May 19, 2012, 5:53 pm, #234850
Cute!


ANSWER: - Nobody!!




Pantyhose -


TAGS: riddle animals answer pantyhose humour
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 17, 2014, 2:02 am, #255335
Thanks for the votes Silvie. Sorry but I gotta run (get it, run, pantyhose...oh screw it, you're a guy, you won't get it)
Silverheart - June 16, 2014, 12:05 pm, #255332
5 Nyans & a thhhhbbbtttt (love it!)
MissPriss - June 16, 2014, 3:46 am, #255324
Thanks grey...made me happy that it made you happy!
Greybeard - June 16, 2014, 1:40 am, #255323
Ha ha ha. LMAO. 5L/Fav'd


CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT -




Married Long Enough -


TAGS: married husband wife answers questions safe
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 9:13 am, #253063
What was that? I had sand stuck in my ears.
CloudchaserS - February 18, 2014, 4:08 am, #253061
Women ask that because they are fat and know it but they don't like it and are seeking reassurance that they're not, thus sticking their head in the sand instead of dealing with the problem
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 11:30 pm, #253060
Eventually answering with a question can save your life...teehee.
mariand - February 17, 2014, 4:35 pm, #253055
I thought it's bad to answer with a question..means that I'm not married for long enough? :))))


IN LIFE -


TAGS: wrong infinite answer
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:52 pm, #224027

lolz
mariand - September 6, 2011, 12:09 pm, #224020
nope...it doe5n't


WHEN YOU'VE GOT NOWHERE TO TURN -




INDUSTRIAL THINKING CAP -




WAITING FOR ANSWER -


TAGS: waiting for answer kirk star trek military orders
Rating: 3.65/5

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Father Zen - November 23, 2009, 6:56 pm, #139142
To prove that I am that much of a geek, . . . General Order 12 covers approaching a vehicle when communications have not been established. For Direct Order 102, look at the 101 ways book Kirk is holding.
Zed - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm, #135868
Well, it's been over a decade since I've seen this one, but it's something about "no uncoded messages over compromised frequencies" or something.
boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:15 am, #135800
ok im srry i follow starwars so i wouldn't know what direct order 102 is. what is it?
Woodywood03a - September 29, 2009, 1:07 am, #122553
You are funny but sick. You are smart but dumb. Do you know Direct order 102?


INVISIBLE INK - When even the teachers makes fun of you




MANLY MEN -


TAGS: the only answer would be c
Rating: 4.43/5

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CANADA - March 22, 2010, 6:26 pm, #166379
LMAO! 5L
phydeaux - March 22, 2010, 5:08 pm, #166358
A true manly man would answer "C" to all those questions. 5 up kilt sh**s!


SIMPLE QUESTION -




PETROGLYPHS - Ancient doodles meant to confuse Or cave men trying to amuse.




Cynical -


TAGS: cynical answers password security questions
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - June 29, 2014, 1:42 am, #255510
Flippin brilliant! So where was your father born, anyway?


Answers -




And So It Starts -




Relationship Advice -




AREN'T YOU SPECIAL -


TAGS: all the answers softerwolrd
Rating: 4.92/5

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Rudedog - December 21, 2012, 12:15 am, #241715
Twist on an old quote
GaryO - December 20, 2012, 9:57 pm, #241711
love a truism


Huh? -


TAGS: answer internet question wrong huh
Rating: 4.92/5

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beastmaster - September 9, 2014, 7:05 pm, #256636
:) Thanks.
EmilioDumphque - August 21, 2014, 12:59 am, #256286
Genius!!


Dear Child -


TAGS: man god questions answers humour
Rating: 4.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 2, 2014, 3:10 pm, #255569
After all, God's an alien. Of course his sense of humor is a little different!
alanp1 - July 2, 2014, 12:16 pm, #255568
As Abe Lincoln said, "They would come in handy if he were to have a child."


PLASTIC SURGERY - Answers your dreams of becoming the person you've spent years trying to be.


TAGS: plasticsurgery dreams time answers
Rating: 4.13/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:47 pm, #234265
Are you in a coalition with other males of your species? Group discount! Thanks for the comment cloud.
CloudchaserS - May 6, 2012, 12:38 am, #234239
I'm not interested in plastic surgery. At least not until the technology to change my appearance to that of a Canis Rufus Anthropomorphis becomes available.


WAIT A MINUTE - Is OD working for the government now?


TAGS: straight answers from the overlord
Rating: 4.07/5

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Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 3:41 pm, #216883
Brilliant!


THE MOST ANCIENT QUANDRY - Why did the chicken cross the road? . In this case, most likely looking for a better Tailor.


TAGS: old chicken joke with answer
Rating: 4/5

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fan4camping - May 31, 2012, 4:52 pm, #235522
Not if she uses the cross-walk, heh
EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 3:18 pm, #235517
Too far to go around.
mariand - May 17, 2012, 6:58 pm, #234774
yeah...sure


BED -


TAGS: so many questions so few to answere them
Rating: 3.09/5

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MisterJJ - April 1, 2010, 1:21 am, #168530
Hehe. Actually, yes I have. My daughter kept writing "b" and "d" the wrong way so I had her use this as a way to remember which way they go.


BLIMPIN' -


TAGS: the answer my friend is blowin in the wind the answer is blowin in the winddddd
Rating: 2.27/5

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agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 6:23 pm, #95171
LOL! Dammit!
MO - July 12, 2009, 6:16 pm, #95170
She did? I missed it...
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 5:46 pm, #95169
MO? You taking sh**s at Bria now? After she proved herself?
MO - July 12, 2009, 5:33 pm, #95168
That was a bria comment wasn't it?
MO - July 12, 2009, 5:27 pm, #95167
Blimpin' aint easy! So I've heard...
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 5:21 pm, #95165
True dat.
Sean - July 12, 2009, 5:18 pm, #95160
And you know what? It doesn't even bother them. Sheesh.
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 5:15 pm, #95157
Hahaha! They can't steer.


Only You -


TAGS: hospital husband question stupid answer
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 14, 2015, 7:59 pm, #261618
Jesus you didn't miss a thing...teehee. Thanks for the vote.
JesusWept - May 20, 2015, 8:07 pm, #261313
I can't belive i missed this one. Outstanding! 5 L's
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:39 pm, #258312
Nice to have another gal that understands...teehee.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:37 pm, #258311
Thanks Thedge!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:36 pm, #258310
We do so...but only how we want to hear it!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:36 pm, #258309
Ha...hurts to even blink.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:35 pm, #258308
Mr. Gary your comment reeks of experience.
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 8:49 am, #258286
nice slam! LOL! Lions ROTFL!
Thedge - November 25, 2014, 8:03 am, #258280
Omission, often the wiser part of valor. 5'd.
Oldsod - November 25, 2014, 7:13 am, #258277
See? Women don't want hone5ty...
EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2014, 3:13 am, #258274
Not a wink, your honor, not a wink!
GaryO - November 24, 2014, 9:52 pm, #258270
awww, yeaaaaah


Inquisitive -


TAGS: question answer research truth fear
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 12, 2015, 8:40 am, #261965
love this'n


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